The Captain - He's the man they call Spandex. With a memory like an elephant and a penchant for tight clothing with high volumes of lycra in, he's the man.

The First mate - a risky decision for the Captain to have made. Not known for his subtlety or his ability to avoid offending people the bestman's speech is likely to leave a few pink cheeks at the reception.

The ships very own Maverick - Perhaps not so much card shark as shark bait but he's great to have at the poker table.

The Galley slave - Well he works in the restaraunt trade and he's a manager so probably about time he did some proper work and cooked for the troops.

With the temperament of Eeyore, he's reliable but rarely excited. He'll also be slopping out the heads if he uses that phone too much.

Likes 'em big - tends to go for a vessel built for comfort rather than speed - it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean that counts...

He's handy to have around if the boat needs a refit.